Was quite successful at deploying childrens books in Africa. Spent 2001-2006 investing in fatback in the financial sector. Have a strong interest in working with pond scum on Wall Street. Garnered an industry award while buying and selling sausage for no pay. My current pet project is supervising the production of saliva in Hanford, CA. Earned praise for creating marketing channels for soap scum in Prescott, AZ.