Re: Dear..........
Dear Psycho Driver on the Interstate,
I realize that everyone is always in a hurry and have the tendency to become quite pushy. However, I don't appreciate you flying around someone on their right hand side in order to pass them. You see, I was attempting to merge onto the interstate and it just so happens that you flew into the far right lane just as I was merging. Your car was coming directly for me and you seemed oblivious to everything except the fact that you wished to go around the person that was ahead of you in the center lane. I was forced to drive my car onto the shoulder in order to avoid colliding with you... you dumb arse!!! Next time you feel the urge to go faster than everyone else, please make sure you pass people by going around them to your LEFT!!!
Sincerely,
An Already Very Traumatized Driver
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