Re: Dear..........
Dear sick husband,
I know that the weekend is your time off, but when is mine? I take care of our baby 24/7 and although you chip in every once in a while you just don't know what it is I fully go through. I can't let her "play on her own" if you need to take a dump. I came into the hallway this morning to find she was playing with cat poop. CAT POOP! I'm really trying to be sympathetic, but you're the one who decided to eat a pound of meat at a wedding reception.. now you have the sh!ts. Deal with it. I had a raging cold all last week, but you didn't even notice. I sucked it up and worked through it. You get a lunch hour at work. I get my food stolen and dumped on the floor by a toddler. Our wedding anniversary is coming up this week, so you better redeem yourself, because I had to buy MY OWN freaking mother's day present.
Your loving wife.
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