Thanks Jennifer! You're so sweet!
Actually, I finally found a bag. Something just told me to go to Scheels... don't know why since its a sporting goods store. But I went there and I found a bag that was big enough!

It's not really what I had wanted... but I guess at this point I shouldn't be picky.
It's a Jansport... and it's called "Elefunk". Hmm... isn't Jansport a "nerdy" brand. LOL!

They had some other bags that were a little more my style (um... not made of nylon) but they were too small. Sheesh! What a horrible ordeal!